Thursday, April 18, 2002
Guilty. For the crimes against humanity and the world at large, you the Human Race are charged with wanton destruction, theft, and murder. You have been an active participant in the destruction of a planet of which you do not own. You have stolen every habitable inch of said planet. You have murdered countless numbers of fellow humans and other life forms. Your acts are especially egregious due to the sheer quantity of violations and your wholly and complete consent in committing said acts. On behalf of the world at large and the life forms contained herein and by rule of your own law, you the Human Race are sentenced to death by hanging till you are dead.